It is absolutely pathetic (or appalling) that I write this, but for the next three days, the Fink Family has accepted “the challenge”. No, not a heroic 5K race for a good cause or eat rice and beans so we can offer that portion of the food budget to a missions group, no…that would be what “normal” families do when they step up to a challenge.

For us, the next three days, we’re going to see if we can not bring up the word, “poop” at the kitchen table during meals.

Seriously.

Even more pathetic, I was, ahem…the one who busted the challenge up at breakfast yesterday. It was innocent, that I promise you. Let me first blame Cal…then Dave before I accept ownership. Cal spoke of his desire to take care of elephants when he gets older. Dave said feeding and cleaning would be required. Then BLAM-O, I just had to tell the boys of the most traumatic circus story of my life… where the quantity of “the word” that exited the large elephant in front of my seat continues to haunt me two decades later.

We renewed the challenge at breakfast.

Then Dave, on purpose (no less) at dinner, declares in an intentional and stretched out way that he is, “the word”-ed out from our family hike today. And subsequently flashes me one of those charming grins that melts my heart. Clever, very clever Finkster…

“The word” challenge clock was reset at dinner tonight.

What happened to the days when I’d pray they’d “the word” into the toilet. Now I’m praying we know when and where to say “the word”. I don’t know, is three days, nine meals, and a handful of snacks too much to ask…could this be mission impossible?

Only time will tell if the Finks are for for a challenge of this caliber. Tell me, I’m begging you…that we’re not the only home needing to do this challenge. Or, did I just secure never having you over for a meal? Wink

6 Responses

  • TiaraMom says:

    I am sooo gonna whisper the word in your ear as much as i can at church tomorrow!!!

    Good Luck!!!

    • Steph says:

      The most hysterical part of your comment is…I would so do the same thing! I’ll be on the lookout for you tomorrow Ms. Tiara Mom! :-0

  • Kerry Debski says:

    Oh boy Steph…I feel your pain (mind you I’m laughing my head off, saying go Dave). In our house the problem lies with farts. That’s right F A R T S…the kids and Jay like to drive by fart. So good luck and let me know how you make out…(Dave if I have to suffer – HAHAHA – so should she!)

    • Steph says:

      The whole “drive by” idea has me in stitches right now! Smile NOT MY NIECE AND NEPHEW! Just remember to keep mature about it…tell AJ, Beth and JAY…”who ever smelt it – dealt it” and “who ever denied it – supplied it”! He, he…

  • Jen says:

    This is hilarious! I’m with you on the challenge, Steph! Especially since Selah has been sick (just a cold) and interesting things are happening. I’m not sure why I feel the need to tell Bob everything when he gets home from work. It’s a personal problem I guess. Good luck “Sink” family!

    • Steph says:

      Thanks for feeling the pain with us Jen! Tell my buddy Selah she’s up for a Sink-sized squeeze SOON! SO psyched for you guys about this past Fri – God’s SO good!!!

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